ngguanlim

Akhir 2009 semakin mendekati,

Hatiku berat berpisah dengan keindahan,

Bau duit yang aku tengah perjuangi.



Ibu kata badan mesti jaga,

makan nasi kurangkan kelapa,

Tapi jarang-jarang I guna kepala.



Oh 2009 berbagai widuri,

kadang-kala sepi,

ada juga happy.



Kawan-kawan semua datang visit,

menerokai flat saya yang amat kecik,

mengaru kepala how i can stand it.



Guan Lim harap pantun ni tak crappi,

Sebab ia dari tulus hati,

Harap-harap ada kawan sanjungi.



Whoever you are, I miss you so please drop me a line/email after reading this.

What legend?

Kristen Kreuk is a legend. The actress whom I remembered from smallville made my jaws open and eyes rolled behind. My whole mind was going, OMG- what is she doing in this movie?! !@#!$

I could feel her extreme reluctanness to get going and be done with this crappy movie.

I'm so sorry you had to get and done with this movie Kristen, if you are reading this post- I hope you would not take up any more insane opportunities like SF.

Okay, let me tell you readers what you should notice in this movie.

Please go see it after reading the following details.

Points to note
1) Chun Li was Chinese when litte and turns white when grown up?! WTH
2) Chun Li speaks fluent Mandarin when young with her dad, and somehow spoke in English before witnessing his death.
3) The scene where Kristen was begging for help in Olympic MTR station (Yao Mo Yan Pong Sau?) made my eyes twice the size.
4) The only words you will hear Kristen saying in Mandarin is Bao Zhong, Xie Xie, Zai Na Li? nothing more.
5) Why is Gen so young?
6) I thought M.Bison wears Glasses?
7) Vega played by the Black Eye Peas latino guy was not a suitable character. He's complexion seems er... unlike Vega's and his ass was kicked by Chun Li in less than 30 seconds.
8) Most of the movie was set in Thailand and where the hell is Sagat?
9) Where the hell is Ryu and Ken too?
10) Kristen Kreuk's spinning bird kick had a Y instead of T shape.
11) Why would she wear aqua blue stretchies when doing a spinning bird kick? In the SF games it's all soft cotton pink panties with tight brown stockings.
12) M.Bison is Irish?
13) Chun Li's mom is Eurasian?
14) Chun Li's mom was played by Kristen Kreuk?
15) Why would Kristen Kreuk rave on the dance floor with some old chick?
16) You should really see Kristen Kreuk's Chun Li 2 buns hairstyle.
17) Chun Li's dad is singaporean 0.o
18) Chun Li's parents were burried at Pok Fu Lam Queens Mary hospital. =.=
20) Bison Chinese? his Mercedez car number plate was 8888.
21) Hong Kong scene with no Fei Long?
22) A girl throws a durian at Micheal Clarke Dunken(Balrog) and he doesn't bleed?
23) How is it possible the White Rose survived without any medical facilities nearby?
24) Why is Chun Li's eyes sometimes green or hazel?

Possible ways to make this movie much better
1) Chun Li making out with the White Rose.
2) Kristen Kreuk with blonde hair as Cammy.
3) Jackie Chan again as Chun Li.
4) Less lame one sentence punch line.
5) HAving Edmund Chen (sinagporean and Chun Li's dad) making out with Kristen Kreuk right after he said I love you and b4 getting killed by Bison@.@
6) Vega with no shirt and rainbow tights.
7) Gen with saggy balls.
8) Kristen Kreuk with soo so sexy low cut qi bao and bun bun hair style.
9) Vega seducing Balrog.
10) Seeing Kristen Kreuk eat the oily spring roll given to her.
11) Characters getting thrown into Bangkok's muddy rivers.
12) Vega slicing body parts and serving them to the police.
13) Showing Chun Li's spinning bird training process(woooo would like to see how she trains, stretches and flexes her legs)
14) Balrog having lust for the White rose.
15) Gen speaking in Pu Tong Hua.
16) Less hugging from Chun Li's butler.
17) Chun Li being able to read the Chinese from the scroll.
18) World Tournament Championship.
19) Chun Li's farting up-skirt when Hadoukening.
20) All SF characters clubbing in Insomia.
21) Kristen Kreuk shoting "THIS MOVIE SUCKS" at the ending and prequal.
22) Kristen Kreuk knowing her lesson.
23) Tom Willing as Vega.
24) Last but not least, more gore.

Sigh, I'm so sorry for you Kristen. You're so pretty and talented and of course you deserve better roles in better filsm.

Goodluck in your future career KK.

God Bless.

You guys like my new layout?

It's peach not pink.

Yuna is so hot, how nice if every girl is like her.

-peace-

Wow- 2009 has been a pretty exciting year so far.

Hang around in central and look beyond your desk job, you'll be surprised to find people who look good, dress great and smell fantastic.

With all the shitty carbon moxide farting away from the buses exhaust pipes, most ladies and even some men can smell like Angels when they come apply a personal loan from me.

So here's the dilemma most centralians have, everyday we receive an average of 2 calls from money lending companies offering a personal loan.

How strange on a daily basis, I usually get 2 personal loan applications.

I personally have a personal loan offer of 2.18% per annum from Standard Chartered Bank.(cold call offer)

so that means if i borrow 100 hkd from ST bank, I'll need to pay 102.18 hkd at the end of one year.

You see to all my dear readers, if you happen to need a loan and have the time to listen to the telesales person at the other line- please listen to what he/she can offer.

Yes you might think it's not secured, no documents needed, no need to see the officer, no signature required, if you have too many concerns on the rates and procedures- that's where the officer in the bank comes handy.

Think about it, with so many telesales staff calling you offering tremendously low rates it shows that the bank is full of cash ready to be thrown at your face!

So how long can this cash frenzy system last?


Well they well has to go dry sometimes, as far as I know most people who are under debt are using the new low rates to shovel their existing ones.

Make your move fast if you haven't.

Another hint on how to get good cheap financing, apply for many credit cards and listen to every single offer and compare.

Upon applying almost any credit card, there is a 100% chance that the cold call staff would offer you a very good personal loan deal provided all you repayment history is perfect.

Oh yea, isn't this about the trap in HK.

On average, most Hong Kongers have 7 credit cards and 2 outstanding personal loans.

Well, kids these days all wanna look like Chrissie Chau and spend money like Micheal Jackson.

Can't blame them when the proximity of Shops and Residential areas are as tight as a virgin's private.

It's sad that the only ads you can see at the mtr is slimming products and personal loan offer, not to mention roadshow bus ads too.

Anyway- might update on the IPO frenzy in the coming week.

As for now,

Goodnight HK and remember,

Save first, then spend.

Ever pondered and suddenly realized that we r all inside one big trap-?

My current HK dilemma would be to know that I'm in a trap while not feeling trapped. (so that’s pretty bad not knowing)

So is you know you don’t know better than you don’t know you don’t know?

You see, every time I step out to the streets it’s just filled with one big cash trap. The only shit you can buy under a dollar now is a plastic bag (50cents).

Here is a summary of the expense of basic shit u need in life.
Let us start from the bottom. Quotations in Hong Kong Dollar.

Thirsty? 4.50 for one can of coke.

Hungry? 30 for one fast meal.

Horny? 450 for 141 sex.

Dress wear? 600 for one full normal outfit.

Entertainment? 150 – sing k. 600-macao. 300 – Lan Kwai Fong

Transportation? 1000 a month.

Steady chick fuck aka dating? 2000 a month

Lodging? 4000 a month

Electronic gadgets? 6000 full set.

Shares? 10000 a month.

Goodness, how can anyone survive without Daddy in Hong Kong?

HK is one gigantic money sucking monster. Every shop is calling you, every sign is tempting you, and every endorsed model(Krissie Chau, Janice Man, Yeung See Kei etc….) is seducing you. The brainwashing has to stop.

Here’s the pussy theory in Hong Kong. Everyone has been told what to do. Here’s how the rich manipulate the poor.

They set up education institutions encouraging the poor to study hard.

They set up banks encouraging the poor to do more spending and borrowing.

They use beautiful models telling what we should look like.

They show us people eating and licking fingers indicating we’re eating right.

They design a bag, glorify it and force you to own it.

They collide with banks letting you own part of the bag.

They create paper telling you to use less.

They invented computers which cost more expensive than paper.

They pollute the environment and blame us.

They save the environment and then charge us.

They make you poorer and make you desperate.

They then pimp you and make you even more desperate.

They bestow interest and set up fees before you can be pimped.

They promise you a better pimp and fine you for the change yes we can theme.

They charge you for the diseases you’ve contracted.

They have sold your parts before you were dead.

They charge you even when you are dead.

They the rich will just get richer and there’s only one way you can help yourself.

KNOW THAT YOU’RE IN THE FUCKING TRAP!

Learn to know what you need and what you don’t need in life. Don’t let anyone decide what’s good for you.

Des Vouex Road Central on a Saturday is the greyest day one can spend.

All banks along DVRC street are fully opened with less than 5 colleagues intoxicated with alcohol from LKF last night.

It's so lazy and slow that banking speed in central on saturdays is at least 14.5 times slower than Jenjarom malaysia. Take a tour to cafe de coral and maxim and you'll realize 90 percent of the patrons are bank staff who rotate among themselves to enjoy brunch.

Wet, sticky and damnpy DVRC gives me mood swings. I come to office, put on my face and stare blank at the computer. Coming to work on weekdays is like wearing a 003 condom but on saturdays it's like having 2 extra safe ultimeta durex covering my ass as well. Thank God for access to livejournal I can tell you my current state of mind.

Ever since my graduation, I came to realize there's nothing important in this world.

It's so sad that I can only see 3 possible outcomes for my life.
1) Work hard, get stuck in your comfort zone, and let the world fuck me till death.
2) Do business, make shit loads of $$$, fuck the world and die.
3) Live with little means like "Into the Wild" and die miserably when I run dry.

Of course I have considred other options like leeching on my family or being's some rich chick's bitch - but hell no my dicky won't allow that.

This is one of the days when I sit down and get my priorities straight.

Maybe I should slap you in the ass and give everyone a wake up "ZAP"

DVRC is not the end of the road for me.

-period-

The situation is getting outrageous, some asshole told his maid to write some Bahasa on a piece of manila card as a protest sign.

What a dumb ass.

Take a look.


Wing Lung Bank Main Branch


protest signs at the entrance

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dumb ass protest signs in Bahasa.

To my friends who don't read Bahasa let me just do a little translation for you.

Bayam, Sayur, Sawi, Kailan : these are assorted vegetables
Sapi = beef
rambutan = rambutan
manggis = mangoes teen
kelapa = cocount
nanas = pineapple
pisang = banana
ikan = fish
ular = snake
ayam = chicken
kambing = lamb
cecak = cockroach
nyamuk = mosquito
jambu = pear

what the......... sighs.

At this rate, I'll end up in tanjung rambutan if i stay too long at central.

:P

Cing qing cang Song Gong Kong no bong ngong bim been bang bong suck my bong tear your thong.

goodnight

-n-

在香港大众银行做工的打工子， 哪一位就是我。

噢而在每日忙里没闲偷的我会breakdown然后躲在房里觉得what the fuck am i doing to my 這一條命。

现在跟以前比在银行工作的办公主任，我觉得是天地相差。

香港的投资公民很看不起很多在银行打工的主任。 比如：我自己的老板，他最近想要租的屋子被拒绝原因是因为那屋子的主人觉得他将失业的机会很高。 他妈的。

除了在上班时会觉得有压力， 回到家也不会缺。

有时候在我方工后最relaxed的一刻，会有几个很耐烦将会毕业的朋友突然间铃个电话给我。

一般的辩论在头会问我好吗？

经常带着笑容的我一定说心情还满好。

天真的我怎么会觉得好久没联络我的朋友会多么关心我。

放屁！ 原来谈了这么多吹水的话原因是想要问我大众银行会有机会想要请新毕业生吗？， 或是麻烦我帮他们找一些vacant的position.

天啊。。。。

干吗不如直接向我要求， 很讨厌明明不关心为何要浪费我的力气对你们说我还好+其他的狗粪话。

唉，经济不景气-朋友又方大屁。

上班时停顾客吹水，下班后有朋友喷水。

老实对大家说， 我不是财神。

希望你们不要向我问指导。

很抱歉， 我自己也不是在一个还ok的地位帮自己。

找不到工的将来毕业生-我祝你们一帆风顺，永不放弃。

多谢大家跟我分享这一个日片， 如果spot到有中文的grammer mistake (s), 麻煩您告訴我。

Thank You.

p/s: this post is only for those who can read chinese because so far all those who can't read chinese have been quite kind to me. THX.

Dear Fellow Malaysians,

40 years has passed since the day blood was shed. I don't know how many of you fellow malaysians remembered this day but I'm glad i wasn't born during that era.

There will be a lof of "if only" if that day didn't happen.

To begin with, the biggest change is the introduction of NEP

then there came IDP australia,

then Dr.M allowed private colleges to be set up

then there came mara scholarship

then there came A.P

then there came MIC with their plus projects

then there came MCA with their port projects

then there came so many events which explains my presence in HK.

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Let me try to summarize a story and explain why we (malaysians) are where we are at right now.

Beginning with the chinese minority.

The upper class chinese people - what else to do but bribe all they can and obtain as many licenses

the middle class chinese people- work like an ox in hopes of making big in a foreign land with their books, fund house and fashion made renown.

last but not least, with the uneducated chinese - they are well off doing their char koew teow business

The least fortunate ones....... still enjoying taiwanese pop culture living in their 400 sg feet apartment speaking poor Engerish and Malalu.


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Not bad right? but u see......... we'll soon say goodbye to the middle class chinese people if we do not change.

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to My Indian friends detained by ISA, I salute you for fighting for your rights,

for my Indian Muslim friends, I hope you'll not make use of your bumi status,

and for my Indian friends who are doctors, lawyers and accountant, why aren't you all in HK? lol.

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It's strange that my father clicks very well with his Malay friends though he was alive during 1969.

Some Chinese Uncles of mine can't stop curing piggies and some of my friends are so obsessed with fucking (literally) Malay girls.

As for me? I love Malay culture and I can pidato.

Not to mention i also read beautifulnara.com

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To my dear soon to be P.M

I hope you'll stumble upon this post and know how much i miss my beloved country.

It sucks contributing to Malaysia's brain-drain.

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Dear G'vot,

Please use NEP to benefit those in need.

Please support meritocracy.

Please make me believe there's an equal chance for me in my homeland.